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An underwater earthquake cracks open a crater deep beneath the ocean's surface unleashing a prehistoric predator. On the sleepy island of White Sands, local teens drink and party beside a beach bonfire. One of them wanders off after a pretty girl and disappears, leaving only a severed hand behind.
The residents of a small town team up to kill a group of evolved sharks that can swim in sand, and are terrorizing local beaches.
During the opening credits, a shark that can swim in the sand jumps out and eats some motorcyclists. There are more attacks and people fear the &quot;Sand Sharks&quot;. However, &quot;White Sands&quot; mayor&#39;s son Corin Nemec (as Jimmy Greenburg) wants to impress his father with a festival on the beach. Buxom blonde Brooke Hogan (as Sandy Powers) explains the physics of shark-swimming. It&#39;s easier when the sand is damp, she explains. Stout lawman Eric Scott Woods (as John Stone) advises Mr. Nemec to cancel the beach party. Deputy sister Vanessa Evigan (as Brenda) provides Nemec with a romantic scene. This wretched revision of &quot;Jaws&quot; (1975) is lifted slightly by a sense of humor, especially toward the end. A basic level of competence among the personnel is often absent.<br/><br/>** Sand Sharks (12/7/11) Mark Atkins ~ Corin Nemec, Brooke Hogan, Eric Scott Woods, Vanessa Evigan
Hahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha (choke!) (gag) (wheeze) hahahaha hahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahaha ((Stops for a moment to wipe a tear from his eye)) Hahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha (gasp!) (chuckle) (gip!)<br/><br/>(((takes a few deep breaths to calm his hysterics)))<br/><br/>I&#39;ve just finished watching this film and it&#39;s a hoot! There&#39;s really not much more I can say about this unbelievably awful film. The acting, the script (what there is of one) the props, the special (hahahaha) effects (they have to be seen to be believed, I honestly haven&#39;t laughed this much in years) everything is so bad it&#39;s hilarious. One line in the film is a parody from Jaws but instead of &quot;smile you son of a bitch&quot; so heroically belted out by the great Roy Scheider, this donk yells out &quot;smile you SAND of a bitch&quot; (No seriously, this really is in the film I ain&#39;t kidding) We&#39;re talking reaching the bottom of the barrel here, breaking through the bottom and digging down until you can&#39;t dig anymore and then pitching a pile of dynamite at the end just to go that few feet lower. This film is THAT bad. A 2.6 rating on here? Most of the votes pushing this up have got to be joke votes or the director and casts families, this deserves to be lower than a 1.0 for sure &quot;One more time for the road…Hahahahahahahaha

White Sands Island is in need of something to boost the sagging economy, so ne&#39;er-do-well con artist Jimmy Green (<a href="/name/nm0005269/">Corin Nemec</a>) comes up with a plan to hold a Fourth of July Sandman Festival on the island&#39;s sandy beaches to attract thousands of college students (and their money). Trouble is that White Sands&#39; sandy beaches have become home to a bevy of large, voracious sand sharks who swim in the sand instead of in the water. Now no one is safe, either in the water or on the land. Sand Sharks is based on a story and screenplay by Joe Benkis and Cameron Larson. Not much information is given about the first party Jimmy threw that resulted in the deaths of 15 people. It&#39;s intimated that they were also attacked by sharks, regular sharks not sand sharks. It&#39;s also mentioned that a shark expert named Dr Powers came to help them. When Powers is summoned again to help with the current sand shark infestation, he has either retired, gone on vacation, or died. It is his daughter, Doctor Sandy Powers (<a href="/name/nm1740122/">Brooke Hogan</a>), who shows up in his stead. While Jimmy goes to get the napalm, Sheriff John (<a href="/name/nm0940598/">Eric Scott Woods</a>) sets up the speakers on the sand and Sandy sprinkles chum around to attract the sharks. Angus (<a href="/name/nm0199717/">Robert Pike Daniel</a>) puts on a record, and the four of them hide in the beach shack. Attracted by the vibrations of the powerful speakers, the sand sharks begin moving in. suddenly, the speakers go out, and Jimmy figures that they have become unplugged. He races out to fix them, but the wire has been cut in half and is not fixable. The sharks start heading back out to sea, so Jimmy runs around loudly singing, &quot;Row, row, row your boat,&quot; to keep them in the area. As the sharks pounce on Jimmy, Angus fries them all with his homemade flamethrower, turning the sand and their flesh into glass. As Angus, Sandy, and John stare out over the dead sharks, Angus looks up to see the dorsal fin of a giant shark moving along the top of a ridge. Suddenly, the shark comes bursting out of the hillside and gobbles up Angus. Sandy and John grab their guns, but the shark breaks through the floor of the shack. John climbs out through a small window, and Sandy follows, after throwing the flamethrower into the shark&#39;s mouth. As they run away, the shack suddenly explodes, covering them and the beach in blood and flesh. &quot;Apparently, sand sharks do turn into land sharks,&quot; John comments. In the final scene, Erin (<a href="/name/nm2796512/">Hilary Cruz</a>) promotes herself to Jimmy&#39;s position and offers to set up a beach party for one of his clients. &quot;Beach parties are to die for,&quot; she exclaims, just as a sand shark rises from the ground and heads directly at her.
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